“Can you, in fact, “Spock-ify” any phrase that I give you?” (x)

S: The thing is, the Benedict everyone sees is a little different to the Benedict we know…so the Benedict that all the girls love and stuff, it’s- it’s a myth.

bleerios:

isn’t it weird how butts can be so hot and desirable but we also poop from there

dontwinfriendswithsalad:

can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours